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Day off tomorrow, I only have one class tomorrow and only one student in it. That student asked for a day off tomorrow so naturally I didn't have to come. XD
They've become the best of friends, Ben and ZK. =( Best of friends in the insult-the-hell-outta-each-other-oh-boys-will-be-boys type. XD
Seriously though, I haven't seen them talk/yell/insult to each other so bloody much before. o_0 This does not bode well for me. XD";;;
4 funnies for you today. XD
1. OH MY GOD
Ben kept reciting questions and answers out loud as he did his work. =o Which of course gave ZK the opportunity to copy his answers without really reading his paper. Gosh.
So it was like,
ZK: TEACHER, HE TELL ME ANSWER.
Ben: OH MY GOD.
Seriously, that's what Ben said. XDDDD";;;; OH MY GOD. And he did it with such fervour and OMG-ness that it cracked me up totally. oh GOD.
2. Find the Spring
Halfway through the lesson, ZK started taking his pen apart. It's the type where you press on the pen's end to reveal its tip and start writing. And that type of pen has a spring in it right? The boys started fighting over the spring because they wanted to show off 101 Tricks with a Spring. And ZK dropped the spring in the conflict.
So.
ZK: *drops spring* Oh my gosh!
*Both boys started getting down on all fours and climbing all over the room to find the spring wtf*
Ben: Find the spring, find the spring...
They crawled around for a good 10 minutes or so. .___.";;; Crawled EVERYWHERE, including under the tables. XDD";;;
Which then leads on to.
3. Homework with Yoga 101 - Completion under the table
Ben: *under the table still* Hey, this place is nice. I wanna do my work under here. *takes his stuff and disappears beneath the table*
ZK: Punishment punishment!! *takes his own work and goes under the table as well XDDD";;;*
They stayed there for like 20 minutes? Finished off a good deal of their work there too. =O";;;
SOMEONE STEALING MY THINGS
Jeremy's the other dude in the class. XD He's a foreign student waiting to gain access into a school here so he's here to learn English and all that fun stuff.
So he helps them to look for the spring too and goes around lifting our bags for it.
Jeremy: *lifts ZK's bag*
ZK: *from under the table yes XD* SOMEONE STEALING MY THINGS!!
Jeremy: XD *puts it down and lifts Ben's bag*
ZK: *same position* SOMEONE STEALING YOUR THINGS!!!
oh GOD.
The Great Race to the Loo
And after they're done with their work,
Ben: TEACHER CAN I GO TOILET.
ZK: TEACHER CAN I GO TOILET. [yes, WORD FOR WORD.]
Me: CAN CAN.
*both boys RUN out of the classroom jgdksgkldjg*
-5 minutes later-
*both boys RUN back in at the same time XDDDD"""*
Mind you the loo's quite far from the tuition centre. *DIES*
Oh GOSH. I'm like looking forward to and yet dreading next Tuesday's lesson. XDDDD"
Purg's slow and yet...not slow at the same time. I don't know how to describe it. XDDD
Some updates though:
-Halle has potential as a Future Da Vinci
-Tieria got molested by Halle = ONE SIGNIFICANTLY TRAUMATIZED SETSUNA. XDDD
JGKLDJSKLGJ FRIDAY. *keels over and cries*
They've become the best of friends, Ben and ZK. =( Best of friends in the insult-the-hell-outta-each-other-oh-boys-will-be-boys type. XD
Seriously though, I haven't seen them talk/yell/insult to each other so bloody much before. o_0 This does not bode well for me. XD";;;
4 funnies for you today. XD
1. OH MY GOD
Ben kept reciting questions and answers out loud as he did his work. =o Which of course gave ZK the opportunity to copy his answers without really reading his paper. Gosh.
So it was like,
ZK: TEACHER, HE TELL ME ANSWER.
Ben: OH MY GOD.
Seriously, that's what Ben said. XDDDD";;;; OH MY GOD. And he did it with such fervour and OMG-ness that it cracked me up totally. oh GOD.
2. Find the Spring
Halfway through the lesson, ZK started taking his pen apart. It's the type where you press on the pen's end to reveal its tip and start writing. And that type of pen has a spring in it right? The boys started fighting over the spring because they wanted to show off 101 Tricks with a Spring. And ZK dropped the spring in the conflict.
So.
ZK: *drops spring* Oh my gosh!
*Both boys started getting down on all fours and climbing all over the room to find the spring wtf*
Ben: Find the spring, find the spring...
They crawled around for a good 10 minutes or so. .___.";;; Crawled EVERYWHERE, including under the tables. XDD";;;
Which then leads on to.
3. Homework with Yoga 101 - Completion under the table
Ben: *under the table still* Hey, this place is nice. I wanna do my work under here. *takes his stuff and disappears beneath the table*
ZK: Punishment punishment!! *takes his own work and goes under the table as well XDDD";;;*
They stayed there for like 20 minutes? Finished off a good deal of their work there too. =O";;;
SOMEONE STEALING MY THINGS
Jeremy's the other dude in the class. XD He's a foreign student waiting to gain access into a school here so he's here to learn English and all that fun stuff.
So he helps them to look for the spring too and goes around lifting our bags for it.
Jeremy: *lifts ZK's bag*
ZK: *from under the table yes XD* SOMEONE STEALING MY THINGS!!
Jeremy: XD *puts it down and lifts Ben's bag*
ZK: *same position* SOMEONE STEALING YOUR THINGS!!!
oh GOD.
The Great Race to the Loo
And after they're done with their work,
Ben: TEACHER CAN I GO TOILET.
ZK: TEACHER CAN I GO TOILET. [yes, WORD FOR WORD.]
Me: CAN CAN.
*both boys RUN out of the classroom jgdksgkldjg*
-5 minutes later-
*both boys RUN back in at the same time XDDDD"""*
Mind you the loo's quite far from the tuition centre. *DIES*
Oh GOSH. I'm like looking forward to and yet dreading next Tuesday's lesson. XDDDD"
Purg's slow and yet...not slow at the same time. I don't know how to describe it. XDDD
Some updates though:
-Halle has potential as a Future Da Vinci
-Tieria got molested by Halle = ONE SIGNIFICANTLY TRAUMATIZED SETSUNA. XDDD
JGKLDJSKLGJ FRIDAY. *keels over and cries*